A little something someone sent me.
Subject: Why Dogs don't use computers
*Why Most Dogs Don't Use Computers*
*Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP
*Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
*Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
*Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
*Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.
*Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
*Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail-wagging.
*Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
*'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
*Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
*Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
*TrO{gO DsA[R,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,
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Del Boy for President.
http://www.ofah.net
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