A little something someone sent me.

Subject: Why Dogs don't use computers

*Why Most Dogs Don't Use Computers*

*Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP

*Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

*Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

*Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

*Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.

*Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

*Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail-wagging.

*Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

*'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

*Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

*Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

*TrO{gO DsA[R,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,

--
Del Boy for President.
http://www.ofah.net
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