Normally I would take this with a chuckle and a laugh, but I find it silly
to bash a company that you are using for your own internet access and likely
typing this entire message in. So instead I just felt sad for you.
On 6/6/06,
FoulDragon@aol.com <
FoulDragon@aol.com> wrote:
>
> In a message dated 6/6/2006 6:40:25 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
> alandd@consultpros.com writes:
>
> >My employer, Adtron Corporation (http://www.adtron.com), is expanding
> >our Quality Department and Engineering Department staff.
>
> You have a Quality Department?
>
> I'm trying to start a Complete Lack of Quality Department. I'll be able
> to
> pick the biggest firms in the industry as clients: AOL, Microsoft, and
> every
> large hardware OEM.
>
> The Complete Lack of Quality Department will offer a full range of
> client-disposal solutions, ranging from deliberately underspeccing vital
> components by
> 40 percent to an entire staff of call-centre operators who have been
> trained to
> speak in a remarkable combination of Southern Drawl and Bengali chatter.
>
> As proof of our commitment to a complete lack of quality, requests for
> more
> information will be met by forty-minute hold loops of "A Horse with No
> Name",
> followed by transfers to seven representatives with no problem-solving
> authority, before finally reaching the office STG (Surly Technical Guy)
> who will,
> after significant mental assault, will release the information, on CP/M-86
> formatted floppies.
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