In a message dated 6/6/2006 6:40:25 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
alandd@consultpros.com writes:
>My employer, Adtron Corporation (http://www.adtron.com), is expanding
>our Quality Department and Engineering Department staff.
You have a Quality Department?
I'm trying to start a Complete Lack of Quality Department. I'll be able to
pick the biggest firms in the industry as clients: AOL, Microsoft, and every
large hardware OEM.
The Complete Lack of Quality Department will offer a full range of
client-disposal solutions, ranging from deliberately underspeccing vital components by
40 percent to an entire staff of call-centre operators who have been trained to
speak in a remarkable combination of Southern Drawl and Bengali chatter.
As proof of our commitment to a complete lack of quality, requests for more
information will be met by forty-minute hold loops of "A Horse with No Name",
followed by transfers to seven representatives with no problem-solving
authority, before finally reaching the office STG (Surly Technical Guy) who will,
after significant mental assault, will release the information, on CP/M-86
formatted floppies.
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