lpt2 without a real lpt2 card installed

Is there a way to make a linux box (novell suse 9 on an hp dc2000 p4)
think it has an lpt2 port even though it does not have one installed?
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title:CIO
tel;work:602-712-1515
tel;fax:602-246-1782
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