security distro

I am on the mailing list for a couple of dists. and just this night received
this from a 'security' dist.:

PHLAK version 0.3 and Dallascon 2005
From: PHLAK Developers <contact@phlak.org>
To:

Atten-hut!

All right listen up you degenerate maggots from hell!  Your Generals have
begun work on version 0.3.  Can I get a, "Hoo-Ha General!"?  The final work
will be completed and announced during the DallasCon 2005 Security
Conference!  If you decided to attend this conference you will get a $50
discount just being a member of the PHLAK community!  Can I get a, "Hoo-Ha
General!"?   PHLAK will be distributed to our mirrors and will be added to
our download and news sections the day of DallasCon 2005!  That is all for
now!  At ease soldier!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.  Seriously, if you want to attend the
conference, which by the way is excellent, you will get $50 off
registration.  When you register, just be sure to type "PHLAK" in the "How
did you hear about DallasCon?" box.  Your discount will not so up during
registration; it will show up in the email confirmation from DallasCon.

We are pumped about 0.3.  We have some great ideas for it.  Yes the 2.6 kernel
will be included in this release.  Also… (whispering) there will be 42% more
sneaky.  We are going to weed out some old documents, add some new, and add a
section for the beginners.  We have also discussed a newb manual, though not
confirmed, it is a possibility.

I will let you know more as it develops.  Till then…

Atten-hut!  

Dismissed!

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