The newest version of the Windows operating
system is in stores (and all over your TV) now.
The Top 15 Rejected Slogans for Microsoft Windows XP
15> Who's Your Daddy, Geekboy?
14> Ooh, Look! It's *Shiny!*
13> Does a Little More, Sucks a Little Less
12> Now with Tailfins!
11> It's XP-alidocious!
10> All Profits Go to Charity... PSYCH!
9> Anti-Trust-Free Since 2001
8> "Screens of Death" in All the Colors of the Rainbow!
7> Look, Lemmings -- a Cliff!
6> Where Do You Want Your KY Today?
5> We're Microsoft -- Stay on Our Good Side
4> Goes Down Even Less Than Your Husband!
3> Invest in America! Purchase a Completely Unnecessary
Upgrade Now! It'll Drive the Taliban NUTS!
2> Think Similar
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected
Slogan for Microsoft Windows XP...
1> What Else Ya Gonna Do, Buy a Mac, You Artsy-Fartsy
Little Weenie?
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