Re: its a pretty amusing joke... (code/geek humor)

> BUGS
>        None.  Mutts have fleas, not bugs.

> FLEAS
>        Suspend/resume while editing a file with an external  edi­
>        tor  does  not  work under SunOS 4.x if you use the curses
>        lib in /usr/5lib.  It does work with the  S-Lang  library,
>        however.

>        Resizing  the  screen while using an external pager causes
>        Mutt to go haywire on some systems.

>        suspend/resume does not work under Ultrix.

>        The help line for the index menu is  not  updated  if  you
>        change  the bindings for one of the functions listed while
>        Mutt is running.

>        For a more up-to-date list of bugs,  errm,  fleas,  please
>        visit   the  mutt  project's  bug  tracking  system  under
>        http://bugs.guug.de/.  To report a  bug,  please  use  the
>        flea(1) program.

>> LSD(1)              UNIX Programmer's Manual               LSD(1)

>> NAME
>>      lsd - turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream

>> SYNOPSIS
>>      lsd [ -dsS ] brandname user ...

>> DESCRIPTION
>>      Disturbs the given users according to dosage, set, and setting.
>>      If more than one user is specified, each will be affected by the
>>      others, according to the arguments they give to lsd on their
>>      own terminals or machines.  It is recommended that one of the users
>>      in a group specify a dose of 0, and that at least one other user be
>>      experienced in using lsd.

>>      Brandname is usually a blotter pattern, but may be used to specify
>>      a non-blotter form, such as "windowpane" or "pyramid."

>>      There are a number of options, each of which can have a strange and
>>      not completely predictable effect on the users:

>>      -d   Dosage.  A dosage of 1 to 3 is recommended for first time
>>           users, although strength varies with brandname and storage
>>           conditions.

>>      -s   Set.  Recommended values are "calm," "happy," and "groovy."
>>           Sets like "angry," "frustrated," and "bummed" may cause file
>>           system damage, and should be avoided.  For these sets, other
>>           utilities are available (see "valium").

>>      -S   Setting.  Recommended are "familiar," "interesting," and
>>           "comfortable."  Hostile and challenging settings are reserved
>>           for experienced users.

>> FILES
>>      /etc/trips is a log of system-wide use of lsd since booting.

>> BUGS
>>      When invoked with incorrect arguments, lsd will print out a random,
>>      Unixy-sounding error message and remove this man page.  This policy
>>      prevents misuse by undergraduates and fundamentalist Christians.

>>      User state should return to normal in twelve hours or less after
>>      invoking lsd.  With extreme parameters, however, this cannot always
>>      be guaranteed.

>>      The output device is assumed to be 80 columns wide.

>> ______________________________________________________________________________
>> Gary L. Dryfoos    ARPA/Internet: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
>>              UUCP/Usenet: ...ihnp4!mit-eddie!athena.mit.edu!dryfoo
>>                    Phone: (617) 253-0184 / (617) 825-6115
>>                 USPS: E40-318, M.I.T., Cambridge, MA  02139
>> "So, you cannot resist, can you?  No, no one can!  When LeMott sings,
>> they dance!  Ha-ha-ha!  They all dance!"