EULA Funnies - advice to M$

M$ could take a lesson from the CodeWeavers EULA. <g>

CROSSOVER OFFICE SINGLE END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

YOU REALLY WANT TO READ THIS, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT
THE MANDATORY CAR WASH FOR CODEWEAVERS EMPLOYEES...

If you don't like this EULA:
    a) Let us know, we'd appreciate the feedback.
    b) Stop right now, and ask for a refund.  We'll cheerfully do so.

Full EULA is here:

http://www.codeweavers.com/products/office/eula.php

Dennis Kibbe