THE PLAN

I actually put this on a fake AT&T letterhead (I painted the
logo pixel by pixel - this was in 1993 - before the Internet
and cheap scanners). My wife took it to work, and a coworker
put a copy on a manager's desk. Next was the witchhunt for
who made the policy on the letterhead. They were not amused.

George



Matt wrote:
>
> This isn't about Linux in any way, but it was just too funny.
>
> THE PLAN
>
> In the beginning there was the Plan.
> And with the Plan came the Assumptions.
> And the Assumptions were without form.
> And the Plan was without substance.
>
> And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
> And they spoke amongst themselves, saying:
> "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
>
> And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said:
> "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."
>
> And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:
> "It is a Container of excrement, and it is very strong,
> such that none may abide by it."
>
> And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying:
> "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."
>
> And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another:
> "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
>
> And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying onto them:
> "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
>
> And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him:
> "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the
> company with very powerful effects."
>
> And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
>
> And the Plan became Policy.
>
> And this is how shit happens.
>
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