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>>I need a girlfriend. She has to be:
>> 1. LINUX-COMPLIANT ( preferably Slackware ready )
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True love has no limits including operating system usage. However, I
dont think a 'geek' girl is a necessity with regards to finding bliss.
I have a most excellent spouse who never really used a computer before
and she uses GNU/Linux just fine.
>> 2. affordable
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Some things are just impossible. A 'cheap' girl is one of them. :)
There is a little story you see:
1) we all know that in order to get women, you need to spend time and
money. hence:
*Time x Money = Women*
2) And as common knowledge, time is money
hence:
*Time = Money*
3) Money of course is the root of all evil
Hence
*money = the square root of Evil*
4) By simple algebraic laws, we can square both sides to get:
*Money^2 (money squared) = Evil*
5) By simple laws of substitution:
because Time = Money
and Money x Time = Women
we can sub in money for time in the second equation to get Money x Money
= Women
or *Money^2 (money squared) = Women*
6) and lastly through substitution again
If Money^2 = Evil and Money^2 = Woman
women can be subbed in for Money^2 in the first equation to get:
*Women = Evil*
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>> 3. someone I can find locally
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Local is good. Women are expensive enough. Dont need 'transportation
costs' on top of it. :)
-Derek
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