FYI: the final solution for script kiddies.

How about, well maybe... life in prison without possibility of parole?
That sounds fair, if you hold your head just right, and whack yourself
about the ears with a mallet.

see: Hackers face life imprisonment under 'Anti-Terrorism' Act
http://www.securityfocus.com/news/257

Are we living in Interesting Times yet?
Steve