Language translator script?

\_ > You can code an amusing "little" perl script in ~20 lines of driver

Oops, well, a stripped down version was closer to 40, but most of that
is that to make it pretty. I *can* make it in 20, but everyone would
whine that it was obfuscated or something.

Offlist email if you'd like a copy; Kevin, you get the first
copy....but you have to send me the mapping back when you're done.

David