don't be drinking anything when you do this

I hope National Discount Brokers don't get upset, but it's on their
production system after all.

Their phone number is 1-800-888-3999 (it's a free call).

Listen to all of their phone message options (hint: pay attention to
option number seven).

After you hear all of the options, press the number seven on your
phone.

I 'bout laughed myself silly.

Kudos to artboy for forwarding this indirectly to me.

David