A doctor, lawyer and Microsoft tech are sentenced to die at the guillotine.
The lawyer gets in, looks up....the blade is released and the blade jams a
foot away form his neck and they let him go. The doctor gets in, looks up
at the blade. The blade is released and it jams 6 inches form his neck and
they let him go.
The Microsoft tech gets in, he looks up at the blade and yells,
"I found the problem"
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One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had
completely missed the target.
The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was completely blown off.
The Microsoft tech yelled toward the target area,
"It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"
Jean Francois Sends...
President & CEO MagusNet, Inc.
MagusNet.com, MagusNet.Gilbert.AZ.US
CTO EBIZ Enterprises, Inc.
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