Kubuntu 9.10 - I HATE KDE 4.X

[Wayne Davis]

I am trying DESPERATELY to fall in love with KDE 4.x, but this plasmoid, 
containment, wideget window, blah,blah blah... ARRRRGHHH!!! has me NUTS!
I'm sure it is simple, but for the life of me, I cannot make heads or 
tails of it. WHERE can I go to have someone spend 15 min SHOWING me the 
ropes so I can get my duckies in a row?

I hate to say this, but i'm actually considering Win7 as a result and it 
has me sick.

I've looked at UBUNTU, OPENSUSE, DEB, ARCH.... I LIKE KUBUNTU WHY oh WHY 
did they have change. <much sobbing>