OT: from the "here's you sign! Dept."

[Tuna]

At least they save use money... Let's breed them!

> I think I work with some of these people!!!
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> On 5/22/07, Technomage <technomage-hawke at cox.net> wrote:
>> Something I gleaned from the internet this morning. :)
>>
>> ********** They Walk Among Us! *********
>> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
>> gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to
>> her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her
>> the
>> money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and
>> knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the
>> money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
>>
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>
>> I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
>> sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
>> chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-
>> get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my
>> free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............
>>
>> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>
>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
>> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
>> said,
>> "Where?"
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
>> my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
>> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that
>> stuff."
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!!
>>
>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>> got
>> a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
>> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
>> week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
>> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
>> seat
>> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
>> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
>> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
>> up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
>> professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
>> plane arrived yet?"
>>
>> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
>> to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
>> it
>> cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
>> responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
>> to eat 6 pieces."
>> ..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>>
>> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL
>> ...................................They Vote!
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