OT: from the "here's you sign! Dept."

[Technomage]

Something I gleaned from the internet this morning. :)

********** They Walk Among Us! *********
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I 
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to 
her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the 
money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and 
knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the 
money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. 
 
 
...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
 
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a 
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little 
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-
get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my 
free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............
 
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. 
 
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them 
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, 
"Where?" 
 
...............They Walk Among Us!
 
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which 
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking 
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When 
my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for 
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that 
stuff." 
 
...............They Walk Among Us!!
 
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got 
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. 
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a 
week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end 
the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
 
...............They Walk Among Us!
 
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat 
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. 
 
...............They Walk Among Us!
 
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were 
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier 
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. 
 
...............They Walk Among Us! 
 
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the 
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed 
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained 
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your 
plane arrived yet?"
 
...............They Walk Among Us!
 
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza 
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it 
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before 
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough 
to eat 6 pieces." 
..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
 
They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL
...................................They Vote!