spam fax

[Michael Havens]

I was sitting at my computer lookig at por..... errrr..... minding my own 
businesswhen suddenly my cell phone rang.
 "Hello?" I asked; to which the response was "<beeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeep>".
I hung up and about five minutes later the same thing occurred. Being the good 
samaritan I am I called them to tell them the problem. I got a fax line. Then 
the phone rings again and it is the same number. So I write a note and fax it 
to them. After the same thing happened twice more I became evil and taped 
four sheets of paper together, dialed the number, and made a never ending 
fax! As my fax was in process the line became disconnected. I subsequently 
redialed but their fax will not receive. Guess what! They haven't called me 
back:D