OT, a little Humor
Tom Achtenberg
plug-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us
Thu, 14 Feb 2002 21:08:13 -0700
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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts =
his
finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. >If =
you
smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family
blames the tobacco company. >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while
driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. >If your grandchildren are
brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person
breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and =
the
passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the =
airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. =
So, if
I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I
want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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Tom Achtenberg
Over 30,000 children die EVERY DAY from hunger related causes.=20
Visit http://www.ybnormal.org to find out how YOU can help=20
Registered Linux User #242974 (See http://counter.li.org)
Visit my home page at http://achtenberg.com
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>If you<BR>smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung =
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your friend=20
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a crazed=20
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blames the=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D2>Tom Achtenberg</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D2>Over 30,000 children die EVERY DAY =
from hunger=20
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href=3D"http://www.ybnormal.org">http://www.ybnormal.org</A> to find out =
how YOU=20
can help </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D2>Registered Linux User #242974 (See <A =
href=3D"http://counter.li.org">http://counter.li.org</A>)<BR>Visit my =
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<A=20
href=3D"http://achtenberg.com">http://achtenberg.com</A><BR></FONT></DIV>=
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