$MS + $PS = World Domination

Thu, 7 Feb 2002 09:27:01 -0700

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Watch for a NASDAQ frenzy when investors get news of this:

SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT;
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES=20
Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch =
Industry=20

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