Sorry for the OT, but there was a takeoff from Nickleson's rant from A Few Good Men as it pertained to a database admin. I seem to have mis-placed it and was wondering if anyone either had a copy or knew of a link. Those who have read it would know what I am refering to. As a former Marine, I got a huge kick out of it and know someone else who would apprecitate the humor in it. v/r Mike