Lumberjack Song

[Hawke]

ROFLMAO
thats funnier than hell!

Hawke

Robert Leonard wrote:
> 
> thought this was kinda amusing....
> 
> >Any Python fans out there? OK, OK, never mind: I already know the answer.
> 8-)
> 
> >Reader (and obvious Python fan) Jim Cobbs sends this along. Alas, I don't
> know who the original author is. If anyone can tell me, I'll be happy to
> give 'em credit for this little gem:
> 
> >set to a classic Monty Python tune, "I'm a lumberjack ".
> 
> I never really wanted to be a scientist.
> I wanted to be...a...A SYSADMIN!
> 
> [system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up]
> 
> Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK,
> I grep all night and I chown all day.
> 
> [choir] He's a sysadmin and he's OK, He greps all night and he chowns all
> day.
> 
> I ping the nodes, I do PM, I awk and perl and sed.
> I've got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on my bed!
> 
> [choir] He pings the nodes, he does PM, he awks and perls and seds.
> He's got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on his bed!
> 
> [repeat chorus] I ping the nodes, I change the rates,
> I fork the processes. I wish that all my lusers would catch some rare
> disease!
> 
> [choir, growing slightly uncomfortable] He pings the nodes, he changes
> rates, He forks the processes. He wishes all his lusers would catch some
> rare disease! [choir brightens as they repeat chorus]
> 
> I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts.
> I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account!
> 
> [choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off]
> He pAings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts...??
> 
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