I hear tell there is talk of decentralizing the Internet, maybe even
breaking up the NSA/Google/Facebook duopoly fnord.  I am skeptical.
It was a journalist, and I had not heard anything like it from a
credible source (except maybe the Free Software Foundation, but
they're way fringe).  MOST suspect: the efforts were credited to the
same Vile Offspring that just yesterday replaced the verb "search"
with a new verb: "Googleâ„¢".

As a monk I am proud of my people's tradition of running away, so I am
naturally interested in decentralizing the ever-lov'n blank out of the
Internet.  The more "dark" corners there are, the safer I will feel.

Back before government-mandated-everything Americans banded together
in fraternal organizations that provided health/life insurance for
families, not desks.  They also provided nosy brothers whom you were
rarely tempted to cheat.  Again, as a monk, these kinds of
institutions seem natural, a necessary evil, like cooking.  And they
seem a proper size for the autonomous entities of a decentralized
Internet.

I'm talking about a local organization of real people, e.g. the
Escanaba Lions Club[1], not a pit of lobbyists like The Humane
Society of the United States (not to be confused with the many
hard-working local humane societies, despite The Humane Society's[sic]
best efforts).

I have time to spend fanning the sputtering flames of demokrasy in
Amerika before I go, so I'm thinking about offering free technical
support to clubs that use a standard, KISS setup to offer their
membership federated services *just* like GMail, Skype, One Drive,
and Facebook.

These would be icing for an existing cake of common interests, local
concerns, maybe even group health insurance.  And if there is a club
house, it would be able to offer any member living within maybe 20
miles a volunteer who will climb up on their roof with a pringle can
and get them cheap, high-speed Internet without the whole last-mile
cluster-mumble.

And discuss...

[1] - If you have not seen _Escanaba in da Moonlight_[2], you messed up
somewhere.

[2] - I was shocked (*not*) to see that _Escanaba in da Moonlight_ and
_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ are "Frequently bought together" on
Amazon.