I look more like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png
Plus, I have a "Cloak of invisibility" and a scabbard so I figure I have the upper hand against most..... In actuality... my scabbard is a dull pocket knife and if anyone so much as lifted a fist I'd probably run to the nearest corner, curl up and repeat "I'm invisible" till you left.
... or try to beat me up and steal it from me.
we would need a pic before choosing what route to take. I do not want to
get there and find out you look like this guy :)
http://dpawsey.tripod.com/scarymofo.jpg