I just thought of this a while ago:

"Friends forever" is so yesterday:

Code:

public void existence()
{
int relationship = 0;
boolean friends;
while(relationship <3 )
{
friends = true;
}
}

or alternatively:

Code:

public void existence()
{
boolean friends;
for(ever = 0; ever <3; ever--)
{
friends = true;
}
}