A Tennessee state senator had the perfect gift for Kathleen Sebelius.  I 
didn't read the article.  I saw the picture and started laughing.

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/11/91660-must-see-the-hilarious-gift-that-made-kathleen-sebelius-scowl-dummies/

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"I get my copy of the daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual."

Patrick Moore