On 06/17/2013 03:16 PM, Michael Havens wrote:
> today I got a call from an indian ..
> "Are you getting a lot of error messages on your computer?"
> "Oh my GOD.... how did you know?"
> "Our server is reporting it?"
> "What."
> "Our server is reporting it?"
> "Okay"
> "Let's see if we can fix it."
> "What?"
> "Let's see if we can fix it."
> "What?"
> "Let's see if we can fix it."
> "Okay. What do you want me to do?"
> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
> "What?"
> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
> "What?"
> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
> "What?"
> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
> "Got it"
> "Now hold the right button down and press 'R'. What do you see?"
> "What am I supposed to see?
> He said something and I said that was it.
> He then got irate and said I was supposed to see a fill in box (I
> think), called me an idiot, and hung up. hahahaha

I just wait til they do their spiel, then I say in a creepy voice:

"I did what you asked, but the blood... it's EVERYWHERE... it won't wash 
off... why? I did what you asked. OH GOD, THE BLOOOOOOD!"

Then just go silent.

That usually works.
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