Well, my script is short (works for telemarketers too):
MAN! I'm so glad you called, I was expecting this call, can you hold for a 
second? 

Place the receiver in the desk.
Pick it back up when the disconnected noise annoys you...   :)
ET 

 

Michael Havens writes: 

> can someone give me a script of what I should say to waste his time?
> :-)~MIKE~(-: 
> 
> 
> On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 1:16 PM, Michael Havens <bmike1@gmail.com> wrote: 
> 
>> today I got a call from an indian ..
>> "Are you getting a lot of error messages on your computer?"
>> "Oh my GOD.... how did you know?"
>> "Our server is reporting it?"
>>  "What."
>> "Our server is reporting it?"
>> "Okay"
>> "Let's see if we can fix it."
>> "What?"
>> "Let's see if we can fix it."
>> "What?"
>> "Let's see if we can fix it."
>> "Okay. What do you want me to do?"
>> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
>> "What?"
>> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
>> "What?"
>> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
>> "What?"
>> "Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
>> "Got it"
>> "Now hold the right button down and press 'R'. What do you see?"
>> "What am I supposed to see?
>> He said something and I said that was it.
>> He then got irate and said I was supposed to see a fill in box (I think),
>> called me an idiot, and hung up. hahahaha 
>>
>> :-)~MIKE~(-: 
>>
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