At least they save use money... Let's breed them! > I think I work with some of these people!!! > > > > On 5/22/07, Technomage wrote: >> Something I gleaned from the internet this morning. :) >> >> ********** They Walk Among Us! ********* >> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I >> gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to >> her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her >> the >> money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and >> knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the >> money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. >> >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. >> >> I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a >> sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little >> chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- >> get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my >> free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ............... >> >> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. >> >> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them >> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and >> said, >> "Where?" >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us! >> >> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which >> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking >> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When >> my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for >> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that >> stuff." >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us!! >> >> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I >> got >> a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. >> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a >> week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end >> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us! >> >> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a >> seat >> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us! >> >> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were >> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier >> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us! >> >> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the >> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed >> up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained >> professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your >> plane arrived yet?" >> >> ...............They Walk Among Us! >> >> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza >> to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like >> it >> cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before >> responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough >> to eat 6 pieces." >> ..............Yep, They Walk Among Us! >> >> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL >> ...................................They Vote! >> --------------------------------------------------- >> PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us >> To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: >> http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss > --------------------------------------------------- > PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us > To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: > http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss > --------------------------------------------------- PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss