I think I work with some of these people!!! On 5/22/07, Technomage wrote: > Something I gleaned from the internet this morning. :) > > ********** They Walk Among Us! ********* > I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I > gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to > her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the > money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and > knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the > money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. > > > ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. > > I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a > sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little > chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- > get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my > free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ............... > > They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. > > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them > shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, > "Where?" > > ...............They Walk Among Us! > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which > direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking > him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When > my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for > sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that > stuff." > > ...............They Walk Among Us!! > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got > a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. > I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a > week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end > the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." > > ...............They Walk Among Us! > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat > belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. > > ...............They Walk Among Us! > > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were > discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier > multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. > > ...............They Walk Among Us! > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the > lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed > up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained > professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your > plane arrived yet?" > > ...............They Walk Among Us! > > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza > to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it > cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before > responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough > to eat 6 pieces." > ..............Yep, They Walk Among Us! > > They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL > ...................................They Vote! > --------------------------------------------------- > PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us > To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: > http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss --------------------------------------------------- PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss