--- FoulDragon@aol.com wrote:

> You have a Quality Department?
> 
> I'm trying to start a Complete Lack of Quality
> Department.  I'll be able to 
> pick the biggest firms in the industry as clients: 
> AOL, Microsoft, and every 
> large hardware OEM.
> 
> The Complete Lack of Quality Department will offer a
> full range of 
> client-disposal solutions, ranging from deliberately
> underspeccing vital components by 
> 40 percent to an entire staff of call-centre
> operators who have been trained to 
> speak in a remarkable combination of Southern Drawl
> and Bengali chatter.
> 
> As proof of our commitment to a complete lack of
> quality, requests for more 
> information will be met by forty-minute hold loops
> of "A Horse with No Name", 
> followed by transfers to seven representatives with
> no problem-solving 
> authority, before finally reaching the office STG
> (Surly Technical Guy) who will, 
> after significant mental assault, will release the
> information, on CP/M-86 
> formatted floppies.


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Something 'novel' there, should make a million or so
providing that 'never thought of before' approach!!!

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and talk to others dependably.

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