File this little bit of humorous pretend shell script (slightly cleaned up) under the "If Linux worked in the real world" category: locate keys | pocket locate phone | pocket locate underwear -owner spouse | rm --------------------------------------------------- PLUG-discuss mailing list - PLUG-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us To subscribe, unsubscribe, or to change you mail settings: http://lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us/mailman/listinfo/plug-discuss