~~~  MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING!  ~~~


~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

  ~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
    even more human; in fact it is downright natural.

  ~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

  ~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.

  ~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
    evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

  ~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

  ~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
    rarely what you want it to do.

  ~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
    it to happen.

  ~ When you get to the point where you really understand your
    computer, it's probably obsolete.

  ~ The first place to look for information is in the section of
    the manual where you least expect to find it.

  ~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.

  ~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem|dsl|cable
    won't connect!



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