> I'm just glad that I can be sure its not me.
> 
> I have my Outlook 3.0 client on Windows 98 (not that extended edition,
> thats 
> just a ploy to make money) set to open all attachments as soon as I
> get them 
> so I can make sure that nothing pops up on my screen about it being a
> virus.  
> Also, I've heard you should never perform a windows update because
> that can 
> just make your virus problems worse.  Every time I start my antivirus 
> program, it immediatly exits, which I can only assume means my
> computer is so 
> clean it doesn't even have to scan my drives.
> 
> Besides, evertime I go online and it tells me I may be in danger, I
> always 
> click on it and make sure I'm protected.
> 
> Oh and by the way, I feel this safe from all the X@naX and C|ALis I've
> been 
> taking.  Its because I never have to work again, making $20,000 a day
> on Ebay 
> and  because my home loan rate is so low, it is in fact a negative
> number.  
> They paid me for my house.  And my penis drags in the sand on the
> beach.  You 
> can all thank me for bringing those offers to your inbox too...
> 
> =)

Lol!  So, what's the best way to clean coffee off of my laptop screen? 
Thanks a lot!

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