On Thursday 20 February 2003 7:51 pm, Craig White wrote:
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> Sheeee-it
>
> we be Americans...we only know one language.
>

=09Reminds me of a good joke...

Two Americans are vacationing in Europe when a gentleman of Swiss heritag=
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pulls up to them in his fancy Swiss car, rolls down the window, apparantl=
y=20
for directions...

"Parlez-Vous Fran=C3=A7ais?"  he asks.  The Americans look at each other =
and back=20
at the gentleman and shrug.
"Sprechen ze Deutch?"  he asks again...  The Americans repeat the drill.
"Habla espanol?"  he asks this time.  Again, the Americans shrug and look=
=20
dumbfounded.
"Parla Italiano?"  he asks a final time, becoming frustrated by this time=
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Again the American simply shrug and look at him.  At this point, he drive=
s=20
off in a huff, to find someone he can communicate with.

One American turns to the other and says "You ever think we should try to=
 pick=20
up another language?"
"Why?  Look at that guy...  he probably speaks like 90 languages and look=
 what=20
good it did him!"

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