I thought this was funney. If you goto technet.com and then click on
"Top Knowledgebase Articles" and then on "Windows 2000 server" the first
one listed is below lol.

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/windows2000serv/support/W2KTopKB.asp

Windows 2000 Top Knowledge Base Articles

How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer (Q247804)