I need a qmail guru or somesuch.

OK, I'm trying to install qmail (smtp and pop), openldap, vdomains,=20
courier-imap, php, and imp on a Mandrake box ( no distro wars please, not=
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time or place).  Basically, trying to install a smtp/pop email server for=
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hosting several domains with web access for future programming needs.  I'=
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been working on this for a week and a half and gotten NOWHERE!! (well tha=
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not true but the end goal is elusive). i've tried the by hand method and=20
qmailmadeeasy, qinstall, and big-q to get me started and they all fail (o=
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I'm just stupid, probably the latter)

This needs to be done by tomorrow (tues) at 4 pm, so if you could start=20
tonight that would be great (finishing tonight would be better).  I will =
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for help and looking over the shoulder of this expert (so as not to remai=
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idiot).  I realize some of us are vehicle challenged, I would be glad to =
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up the right person.

email me privately, first come first serve, payable upon completion of=20
successful test setup and one real user (not adding any more real users o=
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anything, a working demo in other words that all that needs to be done is=
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adding vdomains and users - over 1400 - which not even I am going to do)

thanks in advance

anthony