OH, how funny, funny, funny!  I am overcome with mirth!

>
> First you must realize that White Zinfandel, Boone's Farm and Carlo
> Rossi are not for civilized romantic dinners.
>
> Red wine goes with beef, white with fish, sweet wines with dessert.
>
> Be sure to try Johannesburg Reisling, it's an especially nice white.
>
> (TIC) (YMMV)
>
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