I was amused.

George


> Tom Achtenberg wrote:
> 
> Lucas, why are you spamming the Linux list with advertisements?
> 
>      ----- Original Message -----
>      From: Lucas Vogel
>      To: plug-discuss@lists.plug.phoenix.az.us
>      Sent: Monday, January 21, 2002 3:36 PM
>      Subject: AWK is Extremely Effective...
> 
>      Thought you guys might want to have a look-see at the latest
>      thing AWK is capable of... :)
> 
>      Lucas
> 
>      ----- Original Message -----
>      From: AnnaWilliams@btamail.net.cn
>      To: stu5n5hbndj@hotmail.com
>      Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 2:57 AM
>      Subject: Athletes: Fix Sprains Quickly With AWK
> 
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