Introduce her to quanta; that's about the only tool I know of. 
On Saturday 01 December 2001 17:47, you wrote:
> Hola!
>
> I was wondering if you guys know of any publishing
> programs with a feature set like Publisher 2000. I'm
> trying to convince my wife to switch over to Linux and
> that's the main block right now. She's addicted to it,
> but will consider Linux if there is an alternative to
> Publisher that whips the llamas ass. Any suggestions
> would be great!
>
> Hasta luego!
> --Egui
>
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