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later...
apt-cache show wife
Package: wife
Priority: optional
Section: US
Installed-Size: 5496
Maintainer: Mother in Law
Architecture: human
Version: 1.0
Provides: base-family
Depends: cash, time, stabily, food, time, cache, etc...
Suggests: mistress (>=3D1.1)
Conflicts: beer-buddys (>=3D1.9.6)
Filename: pool/main/w/dependents/wife-1.0_i386.deb
Size: 1852356
MD5sum: c0bd4d8492cc290aefd308cab13c6057
Description: Wife is known to take up all cache.  Also known
to interfer with programming, sysadmins, hacking and any other
fun stuff in lieu of "quality time" (huh, I thought thats what
I was doing???)


sorry, thats why I'm a sysadmin and not a comedian.

Bill

On Mon, 2001-11-12 at 15:33, Bill Warner wrote:
> apt-get install girlfriend
>=20
> On Mon, 2001-11-12 at 13:18, Jeff wrote:
> > I need a girlfriend. She has to be:
> >         1. LINUX-COMPLIANT ( preferably Slackware ready )
> >         2. affordable
> >         3. someone I can find locally
> >=20
> > What do you recommend?
> >=20
> > ~Jeff
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> > Slackware 8.0
> > Linux 2.4.5
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