\_ Isn't this a bit sacreligious? A true BOFH wouldn't actually pay for what he \_ can grab for free from the net and print on one of the marketing dept's \_ brand new color laser printer for free (in the spirit of testing naturally - \_ which rather conveniently also sorts and staples) and the uninitiated should \_ be limited to a need to know basis. Only a weak, impure BOFH would share \_ this info with LUSERS. Hush, I'm filling out an expense report and you're distracting me. David