(1) There is no decent barbecue anywhere in Phoenix, Mesa, Tempe, Glendale, Peoria, Gilbert, Awuthuke (sp?), Chandler, Scottsdale, Paradise Valley, New River, Carefree, Wickenburg, etc. Putting in a decent barbecue place would work, even if the computers there didn't work all that well. (1) Probably a bar setting of some sort, where all the tables had a predefined Instant Messenger Number set up, but you could tune to ignore rude messages from other tables you selected probably would work, too. There used to be bars like that in Ausin that had telephones on each table. Keith Deterling