OT: from the "here's you sign! Dept."

[Shawn Badger]

I think I work with some of these people!!!



On 5/22/07, Technomage <technomage-hawke at cox.net> wrote:
> Something I gleaned from the internet this morning. :)
>
> ********** They Walk Among Us! *********
> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
> gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to
> her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the
> money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and
> knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the
> money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
>
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
> sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
> chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-
> get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my
> free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............
>
> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
> "Where?"
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
> my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that
> stuff."
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!!
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
> a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
> week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
> up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
> plane arrived yet?"
>
> ...............They Walk Among Us!
>
> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
> to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
> cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
> responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
> to eat 6 pieces."
> ..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>
> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL
> ...................................They Vote!
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