SCO according to IRC

[Entelin]

omg thats funnier than hell.

On Mon, 2003-06-23 at 23:25, Gary Nichols wrote:
> I haven't laughed this hard in a long... long time.
> 
> If you're not an IRC veteran, this may make no sense whatsoever.
> 
> Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
> <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
> <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
> <novell> whoops. was that out loud?
> <atnt> rotfl
> <ibm> lol
> <SCO> why r u laffin at me?
> <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
> <SCO> wtf?
> <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
> <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
> <novell> lol
> <atnt> lol
> <ibm> lol
> <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
> <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
> <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux f|r IBM.
> <SCO> can we do linux with you?
> <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
> <ibm> *cough*
> <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
> * SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
> * SCO is now caldera[UL]
> <turbolinux> can we play?
> <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
> <ibm> sure!
> * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
> * conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
> <ibm> redhat: you should join!
> <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
> <red_hat> haha. no.
> <red_hat> lamers.
> <ibm> what about you debian?
> <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
> <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
> <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
> <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
> * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
> <SCO> i'm going back to unix.
> <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
> <SCO> haha. no. lamer.
> <novell> lol
> <ibm> snap!
> <SGI> :~(
> <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
> <ibm> wtf?
> <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
> <red_hat> lol
> <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
> <ibm> lol
> <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
> <ibm> go ahead. baby.
> <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
> <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
> <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
> <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
> <novell> whoops. our bad.
> <SCO> i own u. haha
> <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
> <ibm> whatever. lamer.
> * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
> * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.) 
> 
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