Need something to convince your boss to switch to Apache?

David P. Schwartz plug-discuss@lists.PLUG.phoenix.az.us
Tue, 25 Sep 2001 12:44:41 -0700


Craig White wrote:

> "John (EBo) David" wrote:
> >
> > "David P. Schwartz" wrote:
> > >
> > > Somebody posted a video of a recent IBM ad for their Linux-based Netfinity
> > > server.  I thought it was GREAT!
> > >
> > > I'm waiting for IBM to put out another one sorta like this:
> > >
> > > Two cowboys are sitting around in a really fancy NOC...
> >
> > ROFLOL!!!  Send the suggestion to IBM's publicist.  They just might make
> > it...  You could also talk to any local university that has a BA/grad
> > program in media/film arts and see if anyone needs an idea and help on a
> > senior/class project and would like to do a parody...  Then let the
> > humormertial do the rounds of the next DEFCON, COMDEX, and if we can
> > figure out a way to do some fancy animation then you can even submit it
> > to the Animation Tourney.
> >
> ---
> this is kind of silly - it wouldn't take a whole lot of effort for
> someone to create something similar that creams apache servers. It's
> almost like people in Great Britain laughing at the jets slamming into
> NY buildings.
>
> I always hated Macintosh elitists - linux elitists can be just as
> disappointing.
>
> Craig

I guess it could be seen as "elitist", but it's a safer spin than "Microsoft software is dangerous!"

I can't tell you how many friends have called or emailed in the past couple of weeks complaining of getting hit by the latest virus.  I
don't recommend Linux to them, but I do tell them that the viruses are targeted specifically at Microsoft software and their best bet is
to switch to something else like Netscape or Opera.  Some would say that's even anti-Microsoft, but the truth is, I don't know anybody
running non-MS software that's gotten a virus lately.  If Ford vehicles tended to "dissolve" in the presense of rain, even if you lived
in Phoenix here you'd suggest to stay away from Ford vehicles -- it's not anti-Ford, just pro-"I want to keep my car intact".

I'm not denying that somebody couldn't turn around and release viruses for everything on the planet, but from a statisticial standpoint,
it's extremely unlikely.  MS software is being targeted because it's a LARGE, OBVIOUS, an VERY EASY target.  Duh.  Just calling a spade
a spade isn't elitist.  But you may call it whatever you like.

-David