Top 15 Rejected Slogans for Windows XP

[Matt Alexander]

The newest version of the Windows operating
system is in stores (and all over your TV) now.

The Top 15 Rejected Slogans for Microsoft Windows XP


15> Who's Your Daddy, Geekboy?

14> Ooh, Look!  It's *Shiny!*

13> Does a Little More, Sucks a Little Less

12> Now with Tailfins!

11> It's XP-alidocious!

10> All Profits Go to Charity... PSYCH!

9> Anti-Trust-Free Since 2001

8> "Screens of Death" in All the Colors of the Rainbow!

7> Look, Lemmings -- a Cliff!

6> Where Do You Want Your KY Today?

5> We're Microsoft -- Stay on Our Good Side

4> Goes Down Even Less Than Your Husband!

3> Invest in America!  Purchase a Completely Unnecessary
Upgrade Now!  It'll Drive the Taliban NUTS!

2> Think Similar


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected
Slogan for Microsoft Windows XP...


1> What Else Ya Gonna Do, Buy a Mac, You Artsy-Fartsy
Little Weenie?



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